A Discussion About Slamz

Yeah, so I haven't posted in forever. Who gives a fuck? It's not like anybody knows this blog exists. If you're lucky and stumble upon dis maztapeace of illustrious hood slam titlez good for you.
"Cuntleration ov Swagependence"
"Procreatin Trigga Nigga Emastikayshun"
"Killiverance Unto Sufferin"
"Quadripallegiance 2 Da Gangsta Nayshun"
"Cerebral Kraanium 2 Da Domepiece"
"Ungesticatin' tha Putrigormented Whortuary"
"Poontangled in Chaos"
"Disvourment ov thee Bluntveraciteez"
"Basturbating at da Slab"
"Goresoaked Poontang Dats Riffin' ov Stank Iniquities"
"Illgorged Ungodly Riffmentation"
"Blood and Henny Son"
 "Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy dead fetus.[Gimme a knife so I can cut yo face off]"
"There is no cunt that's putrid enough. There is no grave that's full enough. There is no cut that's deep enough. [I cant fold. I need gold. Reup and reload. Product must be sold to you.]"
"Cyst ov da 1.3.8 Chambaz"
"Wreckonize Da Tranz-Dimensional Infertiliteez"


Betta wreckonise thee slamz my brothers and sistas.

Fire In The Cave - S/T 2012

Well nothing has made me want to blog in my months old blogging drought like this fantastic bandcamp diamond in the rough I found on The Living Doorway today. I will just let you know the band's self-description of its two song EP is 100% accurate. This will make any sludge/death/black fan shit their pants.
          "Blistering riffs become sluggish spells of hypnosis constructed in movements. Each sonic assault surrounds every sense passing through moments of suffocating heaviness that fade into psychedelic tranquility. The band is lyrically driven by themes of environmental psychology, disgust for spiritual proselytization and the inherent beauty in the tribal instinct of mankind."


Seriously it's that good.
http://www.facebook.com/fireinthecave
http://fireinthecave.bandcamp.com/album/fire-in-the-cave

Raw Radar War - On A Field Of White (2011)

This 7" from Finland's Raw Radar War is what you want from your war themed death metal. You might want the songs to be longer than their grindcore lengths on this short release but they pack a punch and make sense with its crust influences. WWII themes based on Finland's role in the war pervade the lyrics in songs like "Defend Finland" and "This Is What A Knife Is For." If you liked Hail of Bullet's latest album you will like this EP. This would be suggested reading while listening to On A Field of White.

Finlandization