First of all, this goes to show how ridiculous any hardcore band that's not Integrity is. Unfortunately it makes me feel bad about making fun of these guys (most of them anyways) and realize they are just being honest about what they like. Plus most of them are from former Soviet bloc countries. It brings to mind the deep philosophical question "Which is worse: juggalo or hipster?" It's hipster cuz at least juggalos are honest about themselves whereas hipster is completely devoid of honesty as a subculture.I'm sure all these guys watch Immortal vid's and get a laugh out of them. And you could do a list like this for black metal alone. The real point is, as Tom Araya said: "There's only one kind of music in this world and that is Fast, Hard"
No real order but generally more ridiculous as it goes down, but A-No.-1 is most definitely the Crimescene vid. Whatever, enjoy
Cunthunt 777: "Ventil"
Low placing on this list because I think the band is a joke band (There's a difference: some bands are joke bands, other bands are jokes): sweatpants, doing a chrismas song and being named Cunthunt 777.
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Billy the Kid: "Ed Gein"
Man, song called "Ed Gein" off the album Jonestown, I almost thought they were holy terror. Alas, straight thugcore. With the hip-hop intro, flat brimz, bike riding, the guitarists hipsterfag 'stashe (mabe they like Warbringer-dipshits) and huge ass earings, this represents everything I hate about hardcore. Double xFuckyousx forbeing SxE. Way to be sheep, brahs .
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8control: "Our Time"
Im not too familiar with queercore, but this video is a great example of that running in place thing that the kids do these days. It also made me realize that "pit moves" are gymnastics and tai-chi's retarded offspring.
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Deez Nuts: "Hustle Everyday"
Im pretty sure that hooking up your frat bros up with weed and date raping the first chick who passes out at your Thursday night party ain't hustlin. But they quote the Wu-Tang, so they must know what they're talking bout.
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Villainz United: "Скажи Мне Это В Лицо"
Seems like everybody in Russia has brass knuckles.
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Ultra Pultra: "Bydlo Hardcore"
Props cuz the vocalist kinda reminds me of Tom G. Warrior, and has a general primitive Frosty vibe. On this list cuz of the walk through Belarus with the "gun", synchronized moshing, fake fighting, the eurotrash techno ending plus too many gems to list, just watch the vid. Favorite band in terms of music on the list.
Remember: only death is real.
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Odessa (UK): "All I Have"
Where to begin? The thug/deathcore hyprid breaks new ground of terribleness. The singer's shorts and down jacket+the guitarists' skinny jeans=hipster. Plus, who the FUCK uses a Telecaster for HxC?
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Facecast: "Wifebeater"
"This is my house
These are my rules
Get off your ass and make me some food!"
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1. Crimescene: "Outcasts"
"Hardcore and Drive-bys. Yeah c'mon!"
All day everyday SON!!!
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Anyone wanna join my thugcore band? It's gonna be called Neighborhood Watch.
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