A Discussion About Slamz

Yeah, so I haven't posted in forever. Who gives a fuck? It's not like anybody knows this blog exists. If you're lucky and stumble upon dis maztapeace of illustrious hood slam titlez good for you.
"Cuntleration ov Swagependence"
"Procreatin Trigga Nigga Emastikayshun"
"Killiverance Unto Sufferin"
"Quadripallegiance 2 Da Gangsta Nayshun"
"Cerebral Kraanium 2 Da Domepiece"
"Ungesticatin' tha Putrigormented Whortuary"
"Poontangled in Chaos"
"Disvourment ov thee Bluntveraciteez"
"Basturbating at da Slab"
"Goresoaked Poontang Dats Riffin' ov Stank Iniquities"
"Illgorged Ungodly Riffmentation"
"Blood and Henny Son"
 "Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy dead fetus.[Gimme a knife so I can cut yo face off]"
"There is no cunt that's putrid enough. There is no grave that's full enough. There is no cut that's deep enough. [I cant fold. I need gold. Reup and reload. Product must be sold to you.]"
"Cyst ov da 1.3.8 Chambaz"
"Wreckonize Da Tranz-Dimensional Infertiliteez"


Betta wreckonise thee slamz my brothers and sistas.

Gorelord - Zombie Suicide Part: 666(2002)

Here's a healthy portion of some brutal fuckin slamz courtesy of Norway's Gorelord. Made up of Grimfist and ex-Necrophagia guitarist Frediablo.  Thoroughly entertaining and super-catchy, Zombie Suicide Part: 666 is sure hit with the whole family. Super simple slam, almost as if Obituary were a slam band. No reinventing the slam wheel here, just running over babies with it. Some Pantera-ish breakdowns (think the end of "Domination" [speaking of Pantera: Frediablo was in Necrophagia for 4 years with Anton Crowley]), some doomy parts and an acoustical piece complete the formula.

Thick production has enough bass to rock the house. The drums are played by a certain "DNA" who I'm pretty sure is a drum machine, cuz they sound fake as fuck, albeit well programmed. Maybe he's Doktor Avalanche's brother or something. If you like gutteral slamming/cock smashing brutality then you need this like you need oxygen.


The Blind Can't Kill The Goat/Your God Is Worthless Here