A Discussion About Slamz

Yeah, so I haven't posted in forever. Who gives a fuck? It's not like anybody knows this blog exists. If you're lucky and stumble upon dis maztapeace of illustrious hood slam titlez good for you.
"Cuntleration ov Swagependence"
"Procreatin Trigga Nigga Emastikayshun"
"Killiverance Unto Sufferin"
"Quadripallegiance 2 Da Gangsta Nayshun"
"Cerebral Kraanium 2 Da Domepiece"
"Ungesticatin' tha Putrigormented Whortuary"
"Poontangled in Chaos"
"Disvourment ov thee Bluntveraciteez"
"Basturbating at da Slab"
"Goresoaked Poontang Dats Riffin' ov Stank Iniquities"
"Illgorged Ungodly Riffmentation"
"Blood and Henny Son"
 "Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy ya shimmy dead fetus.[Gimme a knife so I can cut yo face off]"
"There is no cunt that's putrid enough. There is no grave that's full enough. There is no cut that's deep enough. [I cant fold. I need gold. Reup and reload. Product must be sold to you.]"
"Cyst ov da 1.3.8 Chambaz"
"Wreckonize Da Tranz-Dimensional Infertiliteez"


Betta wreckonise thee slamz my brothers and sistas.

Tha Muthafuckin Ruckus

Alright, this is a mostly metal blog but I have to admit my iPod is broken. Only one of the sides of my headphones work in any headphone set or speaker system. So metal has sounded terrible on my iPod lately. Therefore my listening to gangster rap has expanded. Yes. Fuckin' gangsta ass shit. So far I have been listening to Wu-Tang Clan's 36 Chambers on repeat because it's one of the best. They're fucking raw with no trivia like cocaine straight out of Bolivia. With an oldschool Kung Fu martial arts movie theme along with the common motifs of hardcore rap makes for a very interesting combination. For example, track "Mystery of Da Chessboxin" has a music video and shows just how obsessed with Kung Fu shit Wu Tang Clan is.

36 Chambers is really 36 styles of danger according to the album. Damn, do I agree. I don't agree that they're the true rebel making more noise than heavy metal. But I respectfully appreciate that they're rap assassinators, rugged and built like Schwarzenegger, as they claim to be. So get tuned to the Shaolin style. Cuz ya gotta bring da muthafuckin ruckus.

Da Ruckus